Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while flying home, two little girls started chanting, "We're all going to die." I'm an extremely anxious flyer. FML
Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML
Today, unbeknownst to me, my wife cancelled our airplane tickets because she didn't want to face her fear of flying like we had agreed. Now, we're going to have to take another week off so I can drive 3000 miles cross country, while she sleeps in the shotgun seat because her licence expired. FML
Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML
Today, my fiancée and I were going on our honeymoon. Our flight was delayed by two hours. It landed when our connecting flight to St. Lucia was taking off. The airline said they were holding the flight for us, so we sprinted from D gate to A, in time to watch the plane pull away. FML
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Top comments
HeroicDude 0
That's when you knock the ****** out and tell your wife everything will be ok.
cyurihsung 0
Aww jeez. Hope your honeymoon is nice, though.
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Comments (128)
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
People like that seriously need to chill the **** out.
sarcasticsmoothi 0
lol sounds like me on roller coasters :P
piperian396 0
That's hilarious, I mean your poor wife, but man that's funny.
Cant_Touch_This_ 0
He posted it later, you dumbfuck
abbypaysen 4
Wow, so instead of calming down your wife, you're on here. Way to go you.
ToxicSilverMoon 0
I don't like flying either but hopefully you helped calm her nerves and also I hope you two have a great honeymoon.
Eternityfalls 0
omg I wuda donkey kicked his face so he wud shut the *** up
lkrunner101 7
how does he deserve this?
adamswag9 5
well bro good luck
stevenmx86 8
A full panic attack would've landed her in the hospital.. I hate stupid exaggerations..