Today, I was scolding my 8 year-old son because he was getting bad grades in school. I told him that he should get straight "A"s like his friend Ceejay. He told me that comparing him to Ceejay was unfair. When I asked why, he said, "Because his dad is actually smart." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, I was telling my dad how I turned down some guy, but when I mentioned the guy's name my dad was like, “Oh, you mean the son of my old friend, studying computer engineering, genius, real future ahead of him, and you think you can do better than him? What’s wrong with you?” FML
Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML
Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML
Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML
Today, just because my mum's friend's son got better grades than me, she's now treating me like shit. You know what lady? His mom is way better than you too! She didn't attempt to kill her child half a dozen times, and you don't see me complaining about it all day long. FML
Today, my friend said that his dad told him we couldn't hang out anymore, he thinks I'm a bad influence because I don't have all 90's in my classes. The only reason he knows I have below a 90 is because he's my geography teacher. I have an 87. FML
Today, I found out my son is getting bullied. His stepdad doesn’t care, in fact he’s all for bullying because he thinks it will force my son to stop being smart, or "a dork" as he calls him, and fit in with the normal kids for a change. FML
Today, my son came home from school with a catastrophically bad report card. When I asked him for an explanation, he replied, "I'm hesitating between 'family environment' and 'heredity'." FML
Today, my son is smarter than average, almost genius level, and he has now reached an age where not only does he question me at every turn, he actually out-argues me 90% of the time and I can’t do anything about it because technically he’s right and I’m wrong. FML
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TomJones42 0
There's no need to compare to the other kids in the class. What if the kids parents do everything for him? Tell your child to do what they can do, don't push them to be something more than what they are. YDI. And #2, scolding doesn't necessarily mean hitting.
redbluegreen 41
You don't compare your kids to other kids. It's unfair and incredibly rude to your child. If he's not getting A's, maybe something else is up. Maybe CJ's dad actually helps his kid with his homework? And your kid's 8 years old. They don't even get letter grades yet I don't think. You should be encouraging him.
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VolleyballSMASH 1
100 percent agree. do you have any idea how much it hurts if you say if only you could be like ceejay? alot.
__FML_FML_FML__ 0
YDI for comparing your son to some else's son. I'm a teen and my parents compare me to others. It's not a nice feeling. So stop comparing. that's your son, be proud, even if he's dumb.
Cnote231 0
I agree with your son. It's terrible that you would compare him to another child. He shouldn't be expected to make straight A's until he's proven that he's capable of it.
bhawks8188 0
Isn't it just CJ? Not Ceejay?
kei1108 13
Straight A's are excellent. So are B's. You know, a C is an average grade. Even teachers forget that. I think there is way too much pressure on kids these days. then again, kids shouldn't be getting F's and D's.
horrorfreak79nj 2
So, your BOTH stupid ? Like father, like son ...
ThisRandomChild 0
Youre an ass for trying to turn your eight year old child into a grade zombie. Poor kid.
evamusical 12
What the kid hears is probably that you rather have ceejay as your son
ree2ree 3
Owned
jasjas 0
Enough with the 'dont compare your kids' talk! Asian countries compare their kids all the time! In studies, you don't have to do well, you only have to do better. OP is stressed enough convincing his child to study. How else is he supposed to motivate him?
amunnra 14
"How else is he going to motivate him?" Really? Have you ever heard of a thing called psychology? I mean, I really hope you are trolling, but seriously, comparing is the dumbest thing mankind has invented thus far. I shall now quote Einstein to avoid me having to actually get mad: “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid”. Everybody who thinks that comparing person A with person B is a good thing should be ashamed of himself / herself. You want OP to motivate his kid? How about not scolding an 8 year old kid? And how about having OP putting some effort in himself? I am 99% sure that OP barely ever goes to a parent-teacher meeting and that OP barely ever helps his kid with school / homework. Why am I so sure? Because the kid pointed out his friend's dad was actually smart, which makes me pretty sure that OP can't / won't help his own kid with his homework.