Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it, a solo came on, and i turned to her and said, "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML
Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML
Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML
Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
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nuke0013 7
Brings a new meaning to "knock am dead"
jumpshot32 11
You must have a killer voice!
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Comments (212)
perdix 31
You ought to go into stand-up comedy -- killing the audience is the best possible performance. Plus, your singing is probably a joke.
Khalifa89 1
A voice people are dieing to hear?
ChaosAngel17 14
Dying*
fmessiah 19
I am dying to know how you tie dye a shirt that someone has died in.
Khalifa89 1
Thank you chaos for the correction. For the second person I simply say **** you. It was a simple mistake so dont act like you never make any mistakes. Okay? **** off!
fmessiah 19
You are the harbinger of death, your voice carries the essence of a persons life with it towards the skies, be comforted by the fact that when the sky breaks the clouds will rain down the joys of her life onto other people, but also be scared, very scared. If it was I walking the darkened streets knowing I had taken the life of another with my voice I would forever after keep my mouth sewn shut. I would dress all in black, paint my face white, darken my eyes and using the thread from my most loved childhood toy sew my mouth tightly shut, never to utter another life taking sound again.
GoW_Chick 15
Sounds like someone needs a hug... Would you like a hug? :)
fmessiah 19
A hug can make the world shine in brighter colours, and like the smile from a stranger can make your footsteps glide across the world.
RedPillSucks 33
Can I have his/her hug?
chels1994 11
That's just a case of horrible timing...like really horrible timing.
Pudagiah 12
It was so good everyone was dead silent.
kookysoc 11
Lmaooooo
Fmlsea 28
That's sad
Darwin03 1
Won't be doing that again. Lol.
L_Lovegood 19
I can imagine tasteless people would have had quite a giggle later over the fact that she died during YOUR solo. I am tasteless.
rogue2888 4
Ouch. Was it that bad?
thebottomdog 0
Your either selfish for being upset she died during your solo or your have low self esteem and think she died cus you suck cant decide..
skyyylines 22
Or she feels bad simply because someone died..?