Good omens, etc.
Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML
Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML
Today, my boss left a lovely invitation to her wedding on my desk. I plan on resigning during our meeting later today. FML
Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML
Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML
Today, my boss refused my resignation and acted like nothing had happened. FML
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Top comments
superrocket19 17
That's really rude, you should send him a reply telling him "how to not be such an asshole"
Killz268 18
better than being fired, right?
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Comments (51)
kalbrek009 20
Either your boss is a jerk or they want you to write one for them so they can quit (depending on the situation).
lholifield23 12
Wait til your next check then quit. That way you get payed.
Burberryhype 20
FYL.However,he is still giving you the time in advance to quit your job before he fires you!It will be so much worse to find a job if you are fired.
joeypaulson20 7
forward it to [email protected]
itcomesinthrees 10
What events preceded this? At my work if you **** up bad they will sometimes give you a chance to quit and save face instead of firing you. I know two people who deserved to be fired, but were given the chance to resign.
shotgun_girl 17
**** him make him fire you so you can get unemployment