Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Good boys always win
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she felt bad that her puppy was lonely while we dated. FML
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HeartForMusic 23
Honest puppy love.
ThiQQ 9
But doesn't it make you feel better that there's one less sad puppy dog? c:
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belthazor909 4
If she thinks her puppy is better than you, I think you better off with her. ( sorry for my spelling) .
septembers_over_fml 3
She was looking for a way out without saying the real reason.
kidsgotastinky 11
That's some ******* asshole shit
AestheticGuy 21
'Bitch'.
baseballdude1283 18
Why didn't you both just play with the puppy so he/she had both of you?
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
There is one thing you can admire about the cowards who break up with you without giving the real reason, is their imagination.
firstdbzmaker 15
priorities /:
azwethinkweiz87 11
I love my dog and I love my chinchilla... I'm a sap for animals. But I'd never dump someone because my pets were "lonely". Sorry but it sounds like she just used that as a terrible excuse :(
Cazz91 21
If OP's now ex-gf had to use her dog as an excuse to break up with OP, she shouldn't even be in the position to own a dog to begin with if she has a "hard time" balancing out time with her pet versus balancing out other daily life events. Yes, this could really be a bad cover to end the relationship... but who is to say that is where the problem ends? Neglect is a serious issue when it comes to people owning a pet and can really get out of hand. I'm just saying. Personally I think you dodged the bullet with her OP if her reason actually wasn't a cover up just to end the relationship... Even if it really was, still a good dodge. Anyone that can't respect you enough to tell the truth doesn't even deserve your acquaintance. :)
thatnucca 36
Who's the bitch in this situation, herself or the dog, or both? Anyway, you're better off without someone who uses that lame excuses during break ups...
Medd_fml 13
Puppies b4 hoes.