Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Good boys always win
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she felt bad that her puppy was lonely while we dated. FML
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HeartForMusic 23
Honest puppy love.
ThiQQ 9
But doesn't it make you feel better that there's one less sad puppy dog? c:
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RaulGarcia30 10
Hey just be thankful you don't have to deal with her psycho bitch self
sameboysamesame 11
maybe that was just a cover (dumb as it may be) for an ulterior motive
wolfgold2 20
Sounds like she has a thing for dogs.
nokaywhatever 5
Don't take offense to this, but sometimes girls will give a stupid reason such as that one to spare your feelings. Maybe she just didn't like you anymore, but didn't want you to feel hurt by knowing that.
AnimeBitch 14
I really hope that was just a lame excuse, if not you dodged a bullet. "Well, honey, it was between feeding the kids or treating Scruffy's worms, and you know how Scruffy gets when she doesn't feel loved...." Her loss, your win, OP.
Th3Watch3r157 7
If you really like her, get her another dog so the other one doesn't feel lonely.
avapaige1234 19
"It's not you. It's Brownie Poop." Another lame breakup line. *sigh*
rememberkids 14
Maybe she didn't like the taste of your bone...ba dum pah!
deloria_fml 22
87: Shocker, I know, but the relationship with OP could have been pretty casual. There's nothing to suggest he was willing to start a family with her either. Even more shocking is that not everyone wants to or can procreate, or even that everyone wants to get married. ;) Maybe stop suggesting it's OP's ex's raison d'etre to be a good little homemaker and start realising that this was probably just pretence and she wanted to end the relationship.
twinkiefeets 17
She's just making up a lame excuse because she doesn't have the guts to be honest. Your better off op.