Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff United States

Good boys always win

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she felt bad that her puppy was lonely while we dated. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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9 July 2013, 11:39

Honest puppy love.

ThiQQ 9

9 July 2013, 11:40

But doesn't it make you feel better that there's one less sad puppy dog? c:

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11 July 2013, 06:17

Dude, she did not dump you for a puppy.

11 July 2013, 06:21

good riddance, she sounds like a wierdo

beatleschick1940 9

11 July 2013, 19:34

Dodged a bullet

bobak_can_ani 7

12 July 2013, 15:02

I think she actually felt sorry for her puppy! I've seen girls like that.

12 July 2013, 20:47

she's just making up excuses

TcheQ 12

18 July 2013, 05:40

YDI for not suggesting you go on dates with the puppy in tow

25 July 2013, 21:59

Im guessing that it was just a lame excuse she used to break it off with you

2 February 2016, 15:09

hey, priorities.

11 July 2016, 14:22

All jokes aside, she was probably a ****** moron