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Good boys always win

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she felt bad that her puppy was lonely while we dated. FML

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Honest puppy love.

But doesn't it make you feel better that there's one less sad puppy dog? c:

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That's the worst break up excuse I've read.

mjzgirl1995 6

That's an excuse basically bc a dog or puppy or any other animal should never get in the way of love.

No, she broke up with you because she didn't like you. Sorry dude.

Sounds to me like there's another (alpha) dog out there she's making happy instead of you. FYL

lame excuse!!

You sure thats not just same lame excuse so she didnt feel bad about dumping you?

courtneybelle718 9

A girls gotta have her priorities straight.

Crazy-dog-lady!!!

This is one of those situations that you can use as example when someone asks you what the phrase "dodged a bullet" means.

I call it puppy love