Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called him down. He came running down the stairs with a used condom in his mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. He put it directly in my mom's hands. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then run up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught in her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
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Top comments
gollygoshers 0
How the hell do you LOSE a condom? Did you try to throw it out a window but it fell halfway through the process or something?
perdix 31
And the dog said, "Here, boss, here are your grandkids!"
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Comments (50)
larcenousturco 0
Did you lose it in her ******? YDI... Throw it in the trash, jackass...
cruise09 0
woooow. why the hell wouldnt you throw the thing away. like seriously?
abbylolz 0
Ya like were could u have put it?? The dog proboly found it still lying on the bed YDI for not be careful
beepbeepbeep829 0
you dumb ****, thats what a trash can is for
TehOnionUser 0
YDI it, if you even can't properly do simple hygienic activity like trowing trash in trash can.
kandam808 0
how do u lose a condom O_O
queenconeja 0
well i give you 2 points for using condoms in the first place, cuz if u 2 can misplace it for 2 weeks..then u seriously dont need to be having children..ever!
delfoxio 0
BS, there was one just like this with a vibrator a couple weeks ago. either dog-evolution has changed so that they now go hunting for sex objects and return them to the woman of the house, or this is bullshit
crazy4uboi 6
Dogs especially younger ones, will pick up anything an bring it to either owner in hopes of them playing with them.
dochoc_fml 0
how do you lose a condom? you're a ******* retard!
martic835 2
My boyfriend and I lost our condom before. I didn't find it until like 4 hours later in my dirty clothes hamper. Now we're really careful.