Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML
Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML
Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store. I came out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car for the dog and saying I was being inhumane. The car was still running and the air conditioning was on. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML
Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
Today, I was in the car for 8 hours driving home from North Carolina with my family. We brought my dog along and I was petting her for most of the ride. I thought she fell asleep, so I continued to play with her. She never woke up. I played with a dead dog for almost an hour and a half. FML
Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
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Top comments
mackenzie2323 5
It's kinda weird that a little old lady is just sitting around with her dead dog
Mercedes16 7
Awh. That's sad. :/
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Comments (124)
loserman67 36
So what, she had taken her dog out for a drag?
5t3ff1k4h 45
...Or the dog died during the walk. *facepalm*
chelseaaababyyy 17
wtf ?
lionlvr 9
Awwww!!!! R.I.P poor doggy. Poor old woman too!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Watching an old lady cry over her dead dog is funny to you? WTF is wrong with you, have you ever lost a pet, it hurts, seriously go to therapy, and come back to my house so I can shove your head out of that deep chasm called your ass, you combustable bag of dicks.
Firebalone 13
That's sad but more of an FML for her!
sematariux 7
Sad, but I'd laugh my ass off either way
BloodyMary666 24
Ouch! I´m really sorry for the lady :(
ArtisticScream 0
F**k your life?! More like F**k her life. Selfish.
randyb18 0
It would have been killer if she made a post on here about you yelling that xD
Tahmer 0
YDI for reminding her too soon.
THE_A_TEEN 28
uhh, he didnt know, he doesnt deserve it.