Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML
Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
Today, I got home, stripped down to my underwear, and laid on the couch. The cat came up, then started meowing loudly at me and bit my sides and legs until I put on sweats and a t-shirt. I now have a cat-enforced dress code. FML
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Zebidee 9
If you have to sleep in it and can't get home, go to a hotel and ask them if they have a room for a knight.
Doortje 30
I bet every real knight has been in that situation at least once.
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Comments (66)
skulluks 0
Well you wanted an authentic reenactment huh?
princessjasmine2_fml 0
That's going to be an awkward 911 call.
ozonethegreat 1
how about instead of wasteing time on FML you try to get the armor off
ohSNAPyall 27
Or you could dress up in your best magnets, go dancing and do the robot!
helenah 0
hahah thats funny :) poor you, you dont deserve that...
_Fun_Sized_ 0
so ur posting this with armor on? thought ur hands were covered too...
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Repeating what I said to someone else earlier: A knight can take off just the gauntlets of the armor by themselves without any assistance usually. It would only take the OP's hands to write the FML. It's getting the rest of a suit of armor off that requires assistance.
OneWhoWatches 0
ask someone for help, see a theripist
desh_fml 0
dude i know how hot that shit gets. easier to call them back or just get some to help. thats a oven waiting to happen.
shortrevolution 0
that sucks!
BubbaDoose 0
hey you can still have fun, call everything witchery or a foul beast and challenge it to a duel.
xdust 4
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