Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML
Today, I had to perform with my orchestra at an event. I hadn't eaten at all because I had to get my blood sugar tested. During the middle of a song, I passed out. No one helped me and no one stopped playing, "because the song wasn't over and they didn't want to ruin the performance." FML
Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML
Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
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Top comments
nowIshallrise 0
could've told him what happened? if he already knew, he's a dumbass.
Gi510 0
Sounds like ur teacher is an ass
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Comments (68)
baseballin25 0
"Ahem". BITCH
sweetonsno 1
Did you bother to explain what happened? The gal you helped would most certainly would back you up (as woulld nearby singers). As long as you weren't giggling or overreacting, there is no reason why the teacher would punish you.
twinkietarget 0
Do something to make your teacher pass out then don't catch them because you don't want to "cause a distraction"
babyblue666 1
fight her for a grade u deserve
Zetal 0
Sounds like your teacher is a bitch
varkey 7
definitely appeal to the principal, that sucks FYL
techweed 12
#46=GENIOUS
techweed 12
the asshole'll probably give an F for causing a distraction by NOT picking her up
aardvarkish 17
"Today I performed..." was such a great beginning but it ended so anticlimactically.
xoxoKirstenxoxo 0
awwz that's so cute ;)