Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML
Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML
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xGolBLiiN 1
should of yelled in pleasure acting like you have some weird turnstile fetish... thats how i get my girls
Madrias 36
I guess it just wasn't your lucky day for a ball game...
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Comments (55)
mrahhhhh 21
You're a friggin' New Yorker! You should know how not to get stuck in a turnstile. It's not like you're from Wyoming (I assume the more crowded the area, the more the chance of regularly dealing with turnstiles, and NY is crowded as a ************).
ohSNAPyall 27
Keep me out of the ballgame. Laugh at me with the crowd...
drawmesunshine 17
Buy me some dishsoap and butter sticks So I can get out of this ******* turnstile!
eag05 0
.//_mas puto!! guey
CiaranPM 0
Moron.
jlh2283 1
How do you get stuck in a turnstile? I mean kids going into Disney don't get stuck, old people don't get stuck, even fat people know how to get through... I am guessing chewing gum and walking is out of the question?
Person1233 13
He tripped.
HU4L188 0
Yeah but how can trip cause you to get stuck. And how hard could it possibly be to get out
justanotherhuman 21
We all have powers.
Kurtykat 2
I pictured someone doing that and burst into laughter. XD
slushpup9696 12
QWOP.
i_am_that_one 0
Hahaha that just made my day... And I'm sure u made everyone elses day who saw u...
Zombie65 0
Hey "Grace" don't worry it was all caught on cam it'll be all over YouTube soon and we will be able to see it and suffer for you hehehe
ZielZone 4
Hundreds of people use those EVERY SEASON, and you have to be the one idiot who can't figure it out.