Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML
Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize I'd lost my receipt. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
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0hh_snap 0
That's crap. I would be so mad.
tiffanyxo 0
tell the manager what happened, im sure he'll understand. if he doesnt, online store?
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Comments (77)
chroniclurker 0
As everyone is saying, you definitely have a case. It was a fire alarm; I do believe it is illegal to disregard one.
crazygreen 0
You should explain what happened! I'd probably run too
tianshi 0
the owner's a douche.
Osakhomen 0
I mean, did you run out of the store and just start running/walking off into the street/mall/where the outside was. I mean, if not, there is def o reason from them to believe you stole anything.
wittletwish 0
I would have ran as well. Find a new place to shop. You did nothing wrong... I was a cop for 6 years, and I would never have taken that as an attempted theft. How stupid. Good luck!
bbq45 0
If you returned the shirt when u walked back in the manager's a retard!
xfaithofangelx 0
they shouldnt have done that! explain to the manager because thats ridiculous! im sure anyone would have done that!
Yeoman 0
They wanted you to die. Its simple micro and macro-economics
Mousebutton 0
On the bright side, maybe u looked so hot in the shirt u made the fire alarm go off!
stiles_fml 0
FAKE you would of defended yourself if it was real