Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally finished my 500 page manuscript and so went out to buy some paper to print it off. I get back home and find out my dad has infected my computer with a virus and the only way to save it was to wipe the hard drive, which he did. That script took me a year and I have no backup. FML
Today, our computer system has irretrievably broken down due to viruses. My boss is the one who refused to get new antivirus software, but he’s still blaming me because I’m the computer guy and should be able to protect us from stupidly complicated viruses, "like the hackers in the movies." FML
Today, my computer crashed and lost all of its data while I was making a back up. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, I lost two terabytes' worth of photos to a friend's incompetence. He said he could save me some money and fix my slow computer for free. He ended up wiping the hard drive, and along with it, my photography portfolio from the last five years. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
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gamercanadian 11
That's smart, well kind of
perdix 31
I think it's your IT guy that needs to be wiped.
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OhJohnNo 1
I think I smell a sitcom coming on!
thejedi08 10
he might not like you then... why you bang his wife?
Kenton1008 21
you ******* dick, be grateful he actually tried to help you.. people like you need to piss off
cecilk 29
Trying to help? It was the guys JOB to fix it and instead he wasted OPs time with his incompetence.
NonaSuomi 4
It was the guy's job to fix the computer. His files and anything else are the poor ******'s own responsibility. If the guy's own files contained an infection that spread back to the computer after it was re-imaged, particularly if I found out he was bitching about it being MY fault, my default course of action would be to wipe the whole thing, then replace his workstation with a PS/2 terminal from the late 80s and let him do his ******* TPS reports on that. No more facebook or pornhub for you, jackass!
FYLSLOWLY 0
Fail
no1xaskedxy0u 5
No no no no no! All you computer illiterate people ALWAYS blam the IT people. NO! It's you! Stop clicking everything that tells you to. If you don't know how to use a computer, you shouldn't be allowed to! YDI stop clicking facebook links and do your effing job!
NonaSuomi 4
Yeah, because it's never your fault for being such a ******* tool that you click every talking ad and install every damn toolbar and smiley pack you get, not to mention whatever **** sites you may frequent. Quit blaming this shit on everybody but yourself and be grateful he bothered to back your shit up to begin with.
PrettyKookieToo 8
Well, he's no Moss.. Perhaps he lied on his CV?
Zottenpedj 21
but he als can just delete the virus probably
mylittledoktor 9
Well. Back to square one