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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, I was messing around with my boyfriend, trying to get him to tell me he loved me more than KISS, his favorite band. He couldn't do it. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Well it is KISS....

Should of just KISSed him and told him YOU loved him

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ydi for not having a sexy piece of ass to arouse your bf more than a bunch of homosexual on stage

And the problem is..?

19, 27, 29, and 30 are correct. KISS is awful and there's something wrong with your boyfriend. #35 fails so hard it's not even funny...well, it kinda is!

Lol, you live in Alabama. Sounds like your boyfriend is a true redneck.

Whoa, don't come between someone and their favorite band. I would pick Muse over ANYONE.

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Similar to what #18 said: I love my boyfriend, but Matt Bellamy is a God. :D

My boyfriend looks like Matt Bellamy. It's a win-win for me :)

you sound like an immature, manipulative bitch.

Never come between a man and his music. That is a battle you can never hope to win.

Your boyfriend is an idiot. Dump him.

Fishing/asking for compliments, I-love-you's and such never pays off. Plus, it's a sign of being emotionally needy. Don't do it next time.