Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
Today, I learned that my wife lets our son play video games while I'm at work to "keep him out of her hair." We had agreed that he was forbidden from gaming until his grades came up, but apparently she can't be bothered to actually parent. FML
Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, I realised my husband of 14 years is addicted to his phone. It's the first thing he sees in the morning, and last thing he looks at. FML
Today, my husband had confessed that we couldn't go on a vacation this spring because he was out of vacation time. He took two weeks off and pretended to go to work, then came home once I'd left. Another woman? No, some stupid shit in his video game called "Runescape Leagues." FML
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mittensbum16 0
lol she's pregnant with his kid and you're asking if he's still a virgin?
jinxr 0
My boyfriend has a XBOX 360 addiction. Try getting into WoW so you'll have a commen interest. You know what they say "Cant beat 'em, join 'em"!
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Comments (208)
iplaymw2 0
when i playw
cbender89 0
nerds do not = virgins. I'm playing WOW and typing this whilst having beautiful, gentle and passionate sex.
bettsy04 0
aha, WoW = FTW!
epicenur 2
lol this reminds me of the video on college humor about he family addicted to WoW
thedivinecomeD 0
WOW is fun. but nowhere near as fun as sex!!! :D I'd give up a raid for a panty raid any day!!!!
johnbdough 0
you live in Bahrain! one of the richest middle eastern countries! and your husband brought you in so he's obviously loaded. quit bitching.
colderpenguinn 0
some ones gotta kill the lich king amirite??
Pail17 0
WoW is an awesome game. :]
Eviktion 0
Your life sucks, WoW is ******* faggotry at a high.
awwdudethatsux 0
I do not think that women understand that video games are far more important than they are, GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!!!!! Lol and ladies don't get mas lol you know its not true ;p