Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
Today, I learned that my wife lets our son play video games while I'm at work to "keep him out of her hair." We had agreed that he was forbidden from gaming until his grades came up, but apparently she can't be bothered to actually parent. FML
Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, I realised my husband of 14 years is addicted to his phone. It's the first thing he sees in the morning, and last thing he looks at. FML
Today, my husband had confessed that we couldn't go on a vacation this spring because he was out of vacation time. He took two weeks off and pretended to go to work, then came home once I'd left. Another woman? No, some stupid shit in his video game called "Runescape Leagues." FML
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mittensbum16 0
lol she's pregnant with his kid and you're asking if he's still a virgin?
jinxr 0
My boyfriend has a XBOX 360 addiction. Try getting into WoW so you'll have a commen interest. You know what they say "Cant beat 'em, join 'em"!
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MidgetMonster 0
thank god for my husband
RIKANA 0
You may want to rethink your situation. You and your husband should really start thinking about the baby. you and him should set ground rules and take charge. if he is beeing a problem, get help from his parents and your parents. Im not saying that he has to give up his video games, he should limate his time. if it turns sour, you may want to reavaluate where you are. hope thinks work out, RI
iwannafuckyaman 0
What is limate?
kristen_lesli 0
I think it was meant to be limit. :)
MidgetMonster 0
by the way good luck driving yourself to the hospital cuz we all know he'll be too busy in a "raid"
sureshot88 0
try playing with him in the game. after a few months get him to park the account. it's only a phase..
dphilipson12 0
you should be playing too. if you play WoW with you husband then I garauntee your marriage will be a lot better. trust me. WoW is a fun game anyway, and it's more than gaming. it's a way to meet new poeple make friends and just have a good time. stop bitching and go have fun with your man.
deannacx 0
it is a great game :3
bidoof_fml 0
That makes no sense and was not clever at all.
Lightslei 0
World of Wifecraft Waits for replies.
WitchQueenLiz 3
Oh God, what a loser. WoW is one of the universe's most retarded creations. delete his character and dump him.
Falahhs94_fml 0
YDI for marrying a WoWfag