Today, I received the heels I'll be wearing at my best friend's wedding. The bride ordered them for us to match the dresses. They're six-inch platform heels. I have three broken toes and am still wearing a boot. The wedding is next weekend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight-hour shift. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML
Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML
Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML
Today, you know those videos where catering staff accidentally drop the wedding cake in front of the bride, groom, and guests. Well I’m now that idiot. I’m also now in a cast on crutches because the bride kicked me in the leg with her heels so hard she snapped a bone. FML
Today, my fiancé has one leg shorter than the other after it was half blown off in the army, and his specially made wedding suit was delivered. They got the leg lengths the wrong way round. The wedding is in two days and he may have to wear his pants backwards. FML
Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML
Today, I fell down my backyard steps at my own housewarming party, ended up breaking my ankle, and am now non-weight bearing for 10 weeks. I'm supposed to start a new job tomorrow, where I'm always on my feet. FML
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FMLKitten 15
Hopefully, she's not a total Bridezilla and won't get mad at you for "stealing her attention".
trqskq 14
Don't worry, the other women wearing the heels will feel like they have three broken toes once the night is over.
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Comments (63)
jose562 5
Haha
lovelyspyder 7
Surly she will allow u to wear a matching flat
ashley22skinner 7
Just wear one boot, and one heel(: I had to do that a lot considering I've worn the stupid boot three times. Just bedazzle it a little, and call it a day(:
mariab01 3
Dang that sucks
NurseAbi 10
Classy shoes! Sorry op I feel for you!
crazy4uboi 6
Wait my parents always told me that they didn't do anything when you broke a toe... I've walked on several broken toes because of it... God I feel stupid!
mew_3 7
Dress up your boot to look like the shoe using markers. **** her that way
melissabeebe 6
I had a boot for months with a broken ankle, still wore 6in. Heels to my homecoming.
Shade1982 21
Are you seriously shortening the word 'inch' to 'in.' which saves you one whole character?
allisadawn91 8
Obviously you won't be wearing those. Buy a pair of flats that match that color and all will be fine.
fantasyworld 39
Hopefully she will understand.