Today, while washing the dishes at work I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got shut in the walk-in freezer at work. I started banging on the door. My boss wouldn't come and open it because she didn't "play games". She thought I was kidding. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, I was browsing the frozen section at the store when I saw movement in my peripheral vision. Thinking it was another customer, I said “Oh sorry, go ahead.” No one responded. I turned to see my own reflection in the freezer door. FML
Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML
Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML
Today, at work, I dropped a heavy block of lead on my hand. On my hunt for ice, I had to tell my manager - who told her manager, who told the chief - in the end, the whole department found out and they made me fill in two long-arsed incident reports. I had to fill them in myself with my busted up hand. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML
Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML
Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML
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ohmygawdz 0
is this from spongebob?
caancoha 0
Well, you know what they say! Cold hands, warm heart. ;D
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triplethreat13 0
at least you didn't violently try to get away, that would cause serious tissue damage in your hands. all they need is warm water and somewhat cold water, and you're free. FYL for getting stuck like that though. it sounds painful, and totally freaky!
blockaid56 0
fake!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
PLEXI & PIXIE, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G... just kidding :) Guns aren't as scary as the media makes 'em seem. I've been shooting since I was 11. I've gone target/skeet shooting with visitors from Poland, Australia, etc., places where sports shooting isn't common. They've all said it was way different-- much safer, and a lot more fun-- than they expected. And bonus, women are often the best shots, because generally our reflexes are quicker. A hot .45 = burnt-off estrogen. Woohoo! (sorry, iPhone app won't let me reply, just make a new comment)
XOfiestypixie 0
Haha. Yeah, I know they're not really that bad. I was just kidding about being afraid of guns. I'm not actually. =) Although personally I prefer swords over guns. ;) (that's what 11 years of martial arts does to you -_-)
ArielTheMermaid 17
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha nice job
bigc1717 0
lol u wash dishes for a job
wroofer 2
I have never heard anyone say that...
RoseBlack123 37
That really sucks. FYL!
tanman230 10
are your arms made of toothpicks? just yank em off you pussy