Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML
Today, I bent down to pick up my dog’s mangled tennis ball at the park. At the exact same moment, someone’s Great Dane ran full speed into me from behind, knocking me face-first into the mud. My dog then ran off with another family. FML
Today, I tried to catch a rogue soccer ball at the park. I sprinted, leapt into the air, and managed to catch it. I also managed to trip on a picnic blanket, crash into a stroller (which was thankfully empty), and fall face-first into a salad bowl full of potato salad. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I took a peaceful walk through the park, and then sat on the grass. As I was enjoying the quiet, a dog appeared out of nowhere and decided my shoes were a chew toy. I spent 10 minutes trying to wrestle my shoes away from this dog, while its owner casually walked in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML
Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML
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spillproof 0
Oh wow. Hope the dog was okay.
redbluegreen 41
Do people not realize where they're kicking? Or look around first? Seriously, what are we coming to?
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Comments (61)
SuperAsianPie 0
Just kidding.... But if got wet from reading this.... Serious Seriously im serious
redbluegreen 41
SuperAsianPie, what are you talking about?
fretforyerlatte 0
just ignore them. they're only looking for a response. geez OP, you should probably check out your surroundings a little better. what if a child was running up to get the ball and you totally annihilated them? you'd be in all sorts of trouble.
illeyad 0
I'm sorry your communication skills are so bad, it was hard to understand what/whom you kicked.
Jumbalaya_fml 0
Hitting women is OK.
arby 0
Today, my human threw a ball for me to catch and when I caught the ball this guy kicked me in the face. I got a concussion. FML
NoneOfTheAbove 0
wow fail.
markssh 0
This is not a FML. This is a rather humorous situation. Unless he's some top rugby/soccer/football kicker, the dog was probably not hurt at all. Get over it.
xoxo_carween 0
if i were the dog, i would have chased your freakin' ass down the park(: & then piss on you. hahaha! after that... just bury you like what real dogs do with their dog bones(: hopefully the doggy is alright. :)
TryToBeKind 0
Thinking it belonged to the kids was an honest mistake, but kicking a dog? Why don't you look before kicking? What if someone had a little two-year-old or other tiny kid who ran up like little kids do? Sorry, but I hope they tore you a new one for that. When you're in public, there are other people around besides YOU. Pay.attention.