Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML
Today, I bent down to pick up my dog’s mangled tennis ball at the park. At the exact same moment, someone’s Great Dane ran full speed into me from behind, knocking me face-first into the mud. My dog then ran off with another family. FML
Today, I tried to catch a rogue soccer ball at the park. I sprinted, leapt into the air, and managed to catch it. I also managed to trip on a picnic blanket, crash into a stroller (which was thankfully empty), and fall face-first into a salad bowl full of potato salad. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I took a peaceful walk through the park, and then sat on the grass. As I was enjoying the quiet, a dog appeared out of nowhere and decided my shoes were a chew toy. I spent 10 minutes trying to wrestle my shoes away from this dog, while its owner casually walked in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML
Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML
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spillproof 0
Oh wow. Hope the dog was okay.
redbluegreen 41
Do people not realize where they're kicking? Or look around first? Seriously, what are we coming to?
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Comments (61)
DrAwesome 6
#16 "Today, my human threw a ball for me to catch and, when I caught the ball, this guy kicked me in the face. I got a concussion. I then somehow either learned how to operate a computer and navigate through the World Wide Web or got someone to post my own FML because I am a super dog. Never mind about the FML thing, I'm gonna go save the world." If only dreams came true... :D
NoMercy_fml 0
HA HA HA Oh the Hilarity. Hope the dog is okay but i have to admit if I saw this I would laugh.
Praesse 0
Don't you look where you kick? Ugh, poor puppy, I hope it is okay.
1234five 0
I hope someone kicks you in the head for that!! And the person who said he likes animal cruelty, go to hell.
SnIpEr_fml 0
#18, STFU. No matter what, a poor dog got kicked in the head, and the OP deserves a big kick in the face for it
AmberHall 2
Actually this is an amazing FML. So funny, especially use of the word punt. I have a mental image of a dog soaring through the air looking absolutely bewildered
rocker8877 0
#4 that wasn't a funny joke... also you deserved it for kicking a dog in the ******* head... i hope you die
24788 7
I think that's a hate crime on dogs. I hope they get you one day.
lolwut_fail 0
uhm...what does this have to do with money? Fail.
iamtheman 0
Ahahaha I think we both know that the dog had it coming.