Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
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Top comments
ohmandapants 17
Well, at least now you know you're safe...unless she got the other woman's address confused with yours too...
lolapple 0
Bitches be crazy
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Comments (112)
l0v3p4in 7
I had a similar situation except rather than the wife calling it was the husband asking where I was so he could meet up with me. It took him a threat from my husband before he quit calling me.
maggiepie14 6
Lol I am in a cast too I was drunk and fell at a party my bf later sat on it saying oh witch foot is it
Fylminesawsome 5
Hoes...
Jenchixo 1
Lmao it sound like a HOOD/GHETTO problem ! Bitches gonna be coming at you with there weave! XD man you should've not worrying in the first place! You didn't do nothing beside get a metal bat so you can whoop some candy ass!
xhalfblackmanx 0
Did u crap your pants
gianthelper 1
Did you call the police?
BaseBrat 13
Same thing happened to me two days ago! Crazy people in the world these days.
xRezSynn 15
Sucky way to start the day, but now you know you're in the clear :p
NinjaJellyfish 27
You panicked? Seriously? Everyone who threatens to send their people after you, never actually has any people.
MacWorms 10
Well...that woman might just be, a little tiny tinsey etiy bit REALLY CRAZY