Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Kankakee, United States
Freakout
Today, I fell asleep in class. One minute I'm listening to a lecture; twenty-five minutes later, I'm waking up screaming in agony in front of everyone after biting my tongue in my sleep. FML
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Sinamoi 18
I prefer my alarm clock, but whatever works for you I guess.
Sinamoi 18
Badly enough to wake up screaming in class.
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Sinamoi 18
I prefer my alarm clock, but whatever works for you I guess.
Futacy 30
Bit your tongue that hard in a dream? I wonder what you were dreaming about...
_Oblivion_ 12
Op is a biter i see
lilhellian 27
Nice, a girl with a long tongue. ;3
JustDerpin 11
First the Laurie rp, now this? Stop
lilhellian 27
Please explain how this is bad.:(
heygirlie777 21
13- well. For one, just because she bit her tongue doesn't mean she has a long tongue... And it's a waste of a comment at the top.
KiddNYC1O 22
Makes you sound like a semi perv.
LiterOfCola 16
2 you must have a tiny tongue. I feel sorry for your future girlfriend
xxxInsanexxx 9
How badly does biting your tongue really hurt? O.o
Sinamoi 18
Badly enough to wake up screaming in class.
annie_nk 23
Try it and find out.
Zedd_fml 8
In last 18 years have you,not once bit you tongue?!
flutter4 7
Sometimes you bite your tongue harder than other times
ruabadfishtoo 0
I once bit my tongue accidentally whilst chewing gum. The pain was almost unbearable. Your tongue has a lot of nerve endings I believe.
thgiL 9
I know someone who bit his to tongue and had to get it stitched because he put two teeth through it
mpalmiter 0
My brother bit his tongue almost completely off when he got into an auto accident and had to have it surgically re-attached. He was in so much pain, but even then didn't scream.
metroido 21
trust me, it’s worse than being shot.
harrison918 5
I feel for you OP, the other day I bit my tongue three times in a row. That shit hurts
TheMathMajor 26
-.- I've done this so many times. Your tongue swells up in the place you bit it and then it just gets in the way of your teeth so you keep biting the same spot. Ouch.
tne201992 12
It hurts like hell, especially when you bite the inside of your cheek!
Dory123 9
At least you got some good sleep?
KSG472 3
What in class? That's what the bedroom is for. Duh
iliketomoveit123 10
I fall asleep and go to Narnia.
duckyeah 6
What did your teacher have to say about that? I suggest getting more sleep at night!
NeedaLifeSoon 2
The motto is i guess...stay awake in class. Ydi
Futacy 30
Oh come on, like you haven't ever fallen asleep in class once?
shadowsorel 15
I've actually fallen asleep in class during the eighth grade. So? I'm not perfect, and neither is OP. Hell, no one's perfect. Why? Because we're all human, and we all accidentally fall asleep at inappropriate times. Unless you're some kind of weird alien freak...
CaptTeemo 10
It's not that you try to fall asleep. I've had moments in class where I'm trying to pay attention and the next thing I know my face is on the desk.
thgiL 9
grade 2nd period social was my nap time Every day
rushfan2112 2
Why was your tung hanging out. What was your dream? :D
gczizza1997 15
Tongue
thelinlinx3 10
That must've been embarrassing :P