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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Kankakee, United States

Freakout

Today, I fell asleep in class. One minute I'm listening to a lecture; twenty-five minutes later, I'm waking up screaming in agony in front of everyone after biting my tongue in my sleep. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I prefer my alarm clock, but whatever works for you I guess.

Badly enough to wake up screaming in class.

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mookiemookie01 24

Awkward!

Ima dien!! Bwahahaha

See a medic..you might be epileptic

That's going to be a highlight in the year book...