Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Kankakee, United States
Freakout
Today, I fell asleep in class. One minute I'm listening to a lecture; twenty-five minutes later, I'm waking up screaming in agony in front of everyone after biting my tongue in my sleep. FML
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Sinamoi 18
I prefer my alarm clock, but whatever works for you I guess.
Sinamoi 18
Badly enough to wake up screaming in class.
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Dixbfloppin 11
I would have laughed if I saw that. ;P But in all seriousness, I voted YDI and FYL—YDI if you decided to stay up late last night, FYL if you have a sleeping disorder or you couldn't get enough sleep last night for whatever other reason.
chantelhelmersen 6
Way to go
mpalmiter 0
A BIT overreacting? I would say screaming because you bit your tongue is very over dramatic. Grow up OP.
unknown_user5566 27
Again I say, she was asleep. She couldn't really control her reaction, considering she woke up BECAUSE of the bite.
PYLrulz 17
So you never screamed or made a loud noise when you've bit your tongue?!?
mpalmiter 0
I can honestly say I have never screamed out loud because of biting my tongue. Yes, it hurts but to scream? Also, I certainly can control my reactions when I first wake up. Whether I've been injured from falling out of bed or had my daughters cat claw my face. Lame excuse.
mpalmiter 0
43, You posted your comment after I posted mine, therefore I could not tailor my comment to address yours. I respect your opinion even though I do disagree.
2013bchan41 20
It happens to me all of the time- minus the screaming
dannibaby923 0
spice up your sex life :-)
etoilenuit 15
Haha awe that sucks!
PYLrulz 17
YDI. I don't care if the teacher is boring, do what you can to stay up. If it's because of lack of sleep, then maybe it's time to re-arrange your daily schedule some
pabst4america 1
Screaming in agony? Did you bite your tongue off?
dogpup4 23
Have you ever bitten your own tongue by accident? Hurts like hell.
Fmlsea 28
What were you dreaming of that caused you to bite your tongue ? lol hope your tongue is okay, but i guess you learnt something like not falling asleep in class .
Abracadavre_fml 9
It's up there in the pain-o-meter next to kick in the balls and childbirth.