Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
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tumtum888 12
You need to get to the bottom of this. Who flushed that toilet?
cyanidesandwich 21
Redneck of the year award goes too...
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Comments (70)
MattM95 16
At least you reacted quickly. She should be glad to know that you would come to her aid quickly if her life was in danger.
chosha_fml 27
Today, someone flushed the toilet while I was in the shower, turning the water scalding hot. I screamed and jumped out, only to have my brother run in and see me nude. Guess I should learn to lock the bathroom door. FML
bahamut357 16
Scalding hot? When someone flushes a toilet while I'm in the shower, the water turns glacier >.
erenjaeger 16
Our shower just loses water pressure.
guineagirl96 38
Most showers get very hot if a toilet is flushed @43
Kougeru 12
Not sure what country you're in, but I've lived in 5 states in the US and in 3 different houses in one, having used showers in around 30 different houses when combined with friends and family. In every single one (that I experienced this in, which was about half) the water got cold as ice when someone flushed.
meatyowllegs 11
@43, 53. So the toilet diverts the HOT water away from the shower to flush? TIL toilets use hot water for flushing...
KingLewisII 34
How long did it take for your eyesight to return afterwards?
hellphone_fml 37
We have all seen family members body parts we wish we didn't. Dont force yourself to forget because that actually helps you remember. Just do other things and in a few months you will remember you saw but wont remember what it actually all looked like.
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
I wonder whose situation was worse. Your sister being burned by scalding hot water or you witnessing a naked sibling right after waking up. Just sounds to me like it's a "**** both of your lives"
zaise_chsa 19
Pics or it didn't happen?
ihunter_rae 12
Yeah that sucks but at least she's not hurt or anything. You could've walked in on her seriously injured Instead. Gotta be thankful too
NatsuD_fml 13
did you go blind ?
worldclassrager 41
Understandable hope she didn't get burned too badly get well soon OP's sistet
norisorroz 28
Why would anyone vote "You deserved it" on this? How in the Hell could he deserve it? What did he do?