jballer
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Fragile
Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML
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skyttlz 32
How didn't you see it? were you going too fast to stop?
ViolentBears 0
Hey, sometimes they have to be made with the strongest metal known to man. Some people take very large and explosive dumps... And some people like to watch people crash into toilets in the middle of the night.
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Comments (95)
ifmlftw 0
I need that toilet back please
tabernacle_fml 0
to those of you saying op's car is shitty. if the soft tissue of a person can total a car im sure a 75 lb block can do significant damage
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Aren't toilets heavy?
drifterz 0
I smell a fake. The only toilets that could do this are in jails. The government buys them and "properly" disposes of them. OP FAIL
zackyp 0
I call bs
kinga08 0
I think the real FML would be from the person responsible for the toilet being in the middle of the road. How the **** does someone just "leave" a toilet in the road?
brbpeople 4
i think ur driving is crap.
nickdunbar 8
dang
drifterz 0
If it did happen, I think it sounds like a couple of teens found a toilet. someone was doing a home renovation.
jblovee02 0
what possessed you to run into it? YDI