jballer
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Fragile
Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML
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skyttlz 32
How didn't you see it? were you going too fast to stop?
ViolentBears 0
Hey, sometimes they have to be made with the strongest metal known to man. Some people take very large and explosive dumps... And some people like to watch people crash into toilets in the middle of the night.
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Comments (95)
Lutrus 0
That is one heck of a toilet!
tyoyomi 1
did u give it ur insurance
Bubbles77777 11
hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha:) :)
mintcar 10
Where the **** do you live?
mk58 31
that's what I'd like to know too!
Blazingcrono 6
Clearly it says Massachusetts...so assuming I've passed 8th grade, it's in Africa. ...I didn't think toilets would be on the road, but I guess this is a new way to kidnap people.
mintcar 10
Massachusetts is not in Africa. Get your shit straight. It's a small town somewhere in Mongolia.
marinus_fml 20
Nope, Massachusetts is a country town not too far out of Perth, Western Australia.
BloodyHeel 8
Yes it's definitely in Western Australia.
Blazingcrono 6
You Australians better watch out then. This might be a new form of terrorism.
bfflrhea 0
you guys are all retarded!!! its a state in usa.. idiots.
justalilrandom2 4
80 you are clearly the idiot here, you actually took that as a serious conversation?
kinga08 0
80, I'm pretty sure they were all being sarcastic. No need to get worked up, they were just kidding.
mk58 31
WTF is wrong with people these days?!? The toilet is supposed to stay in a private area, usually called the washroom. Why would anyone being it out to a public place, especially one where this precious human waste receptacle could be hurt by ferocious cars?
Mr_Narwhal13 0
wow......
bfflrhea 0
dude.. calm down.. it was probally made up,. getta sense of humor. haha
ImaginaryFoe 1
There is no way someone referring to "precious human waste receptacles" and "ferocious cars" is serious. Maybe you're the one who needs a sense of humour.
laxxmidd7 0
what the hell do you drive? a smartcar?
69_jackson_69 0
Smart car.
playboyintown 4
get it fixed or people might take a dump on your car soon.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Yeah, sing a new tune, birdie.
ydi_4_suking 20
yea true but when the person flushes the shit will fall to the floor and if OP is driving while a person ***** it will splatter up against the car
xnrdyAWSMx 0
First of all, how does someone put an invincible toilet in the road?? Secondly, where were the street lights?! Or your car lights, fir that matter.