jballer
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Fragile
Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML
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skyttlz 32
How didn't you see it? were you going too fast to stop?
ViolentBears 0
Hey, sometimes they have to be made with the strongest metal known to man. Some people take very large and explosive dumps... And some people like to watch people crash into toilets in the middle of the night.
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SarevokRob 1
was it made out of titanium?!?
ViolentBears 0
Hey, sometimes they have to be made with the strongest metal known to man. Some people take very large and explosive dumps... And some people like to watch people crash into toilets in the middle of the night.
ydi_4_suking 20
just imagine how cold a titanium toilet would be pressed up agaisnt the ass in the morning. i dont think you would want to shit anymore
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
my first reaction was is the toilet ok? until you said so thanks god...
PLAYSTATION33333 0
jus realized he had an accident with a toliet
Kenik 6
Hony whre is da pikls!? (I want to see who corrects me)
max_wilder 9
does this qualify as a shitty situation?
kruzito 0
I guess it would qualify as a shity situation if he took a shit when he hit the toilet. If so, I bet that he would've wished that he would've driven the toilet and that he would've hit the vehicle instead.
AwesomeAsFcuk 0
Toilet 1; Car 0
maa_rico 4
61..... Well if you ask for it then no one will, but what the heck i'll give it a try: " Horny ***** is a dabbler poikilothermous". I put "a" there because i assumed you just forgot to do it. :D
jenna_rae 0
wow that's kinda funny. fyl
Lustuu_fml 14
yeah, and the "The toilet's fine" IS funny
skyttlz 32
How didn't you see it? were you going too fast to stop?
Jvr91 8
right, how the hell do u miss the toilet in the middle of the street
A7X_LoVeee 10
It's cause of this dumbass that we have accidents. OP, YTDI. Learn to drive.
Uraharas_Bankai 1
OP said that he or she was driving at night. They might not have seen it. Anyways, that's a crappy situation.
Lustuu_fml 14
I would even say, a shitty situation. ( hahaha, yeah I Know )
KiddNYC1O 22
62- So I guess op should invest in headlights for the first time.
angelpies 0
and high insurance
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agree with Kidd. #62, unless the toilet was painted with black non-reflective paint, it should've been perfectly visible at night. OP is either a terrible driver or...I don't actually have an or. OP is a terrible driver.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agree with Kidd. #62, unless the toilet was painted with black non-reflective paint, it should've been perfectly visible at night. OP is either a terrible driver or...I don't actually have an or. OP is a terrible driver.
honeybunches88 5
Wow, that could have been really bad. I'm glad your okay at least.
deathpotato 11
how did a porcelain toilet survive getting hit by a car? Is it made of metal?
skyttlz 32
I'm so tired of shitty situation comments...
berrychii17 5
fyl!! haha. but how did the toilet survive??
mariazzz 5
a chicken going across the road... sure a toilet? lol
thelastavailable 13
"The toilet's fine.." Good to know.
skyttlz 32
Lol I didn't see that.
jess6blondie9 3
Random toilet in the road? That's not something you hear everyday. ;)
amarie366 0
i see toilets in the road everyday. (;
jess6blondie9 3
Oh Amanda...:) That's just one of the creepy dreams you have girl.
Katie_the_Great 6
yeah but you heard it today. lol
persianjr1 7
very interesting conversation you got goin on here ladies. lol