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Fragile

Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML

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How didn't you see it? were you going too fast to stop?

ViolentBears 0

Hey, sometimes they have to be made with the strongest metal known to man. Some people take very large and explosive dumps... And some people like to watch people crash into toilets in the middle of the night.

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Comments (95)

Why did the toilet cross the road?

to take a dump !

QueenOfBoredom 0

ba dum tsk

HCOstyles 0

what kind of car do u drive. I suggest not buying another if it got pwned by a toilet

babyblue666 1

is ur car made out of clay?

proposing the pipelines would have been taking that seriously

best wreck story ever!!!!

you are going to have real fun explaining this to your insurance

at least there wasnt poop in it

How do you know?

dumb ass just saying fyl

Sounds like the toilet has been through a lot of shit.