jballer
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Fragile
Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML
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skyttlz 32
How didn't you see it? were you going too fast to stop?
ViolentBears 0
Hey, sometimes they have to be made with the strongest metal known to man. Some people take very large and explosive dumps... And some people like to watch people crash into toilets in the middle of the night.
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Comments (95)
alyssa1695 4
ydi for not paying attention to the road
7mood75 7
The mysterious toilet.
playboyintown 4
you took that seriously? **** me god!
somepartsareme 0
Didn't you see the toilet crossing sign?
omniaki78 4
Your picture along with the comment deem it epic. Good day. (:
epic13 12
I see what you did there.
playboyintown 4
thanks 38
playboyintown 4
wrong place ! sorry
gammielikeoh 0
I would have crapped in the toilet. but you know, you could always hit it with your car.
quin01 0
never sitty sitiuation jokes are awesome
playboyintown 4
i even thought you could propose pipelines to boners idea and make OPs car much confortable to them people ******** on his "car toilet"
quin01 0
*shitty
Raditude 0
I'd like to see some pics of that.
glitchedgamer 0
Were you driving a cardboard box? I pretty sure a car would win against an unsecured toilet.