Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, after 10+ years of being best friends, I finally told my best friend "I love you" while we were on the phone. To which she said, "That's OK, but…" and continued the conversation. Maybe I shouldn't have drank so much, or waited so long. We're both in happy marriages, with kids with other people now though. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
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Phalankx 0
Pretend you were joking to play it off.
AliMarie 0
Boys don't normally say "I love you" out of the blue like that.
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Comments (428)
g2me2 0
Oohhoho!!!! That sux!!! At least he now knows how u feel
gymnasty2233 0
Sorry.... :(
wowyoufail 2
hahaha 24... newayz the only reason ur life is ****** is that you couldn't emprovise with a comeback. It doesn't seem that hard. In conclusion, you're dumb. BAMF! Is great band
wowyoufail 2
hahaha 24... newayz the only reason ur life is ****** is that you couldn't emprovise with a comeback. It doesn't seem that hard. In conclusion, you're dumb. BAMF! Is great band
silab_fml 0
Sucks for u
motocross99rider 0
Uhmm well maybe u should talk to him about it I mean I don't think it would ruin your relationship with him?
dreamsmean 3
embarrassing
Matt9213 0
Can someone help me wen i try to post something it says the variable author is missing wat do i do to fix this
Eye_of_the_Storm 0
say u were talkin to one of ur other friends on a different line
kissesinbetween 0
Why does this sound so familiar...?