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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Forever alone
Today, I realized how lonely I am when I got excited over receiving my daily weather update from the Weather Channel. FML
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graffitied_love 20
Err so hows the weather?
perdix 31
Go to your local Kohl's and give them your email address. You're going to feel suddenly loved and popular. So much so that you might even miss your former solitude.
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graffitied_love 20
Err so hows the weather?
Futacy 30
Cellphone: Beep! Beep! OP: OMG, OMG!!! a weather update, the weatherman knows me! Popularity, here I come.
KrazieKleo 13
I get excited when random people send me chips on poker for my iPhone :). Forever alone!!!
TrollRoaster 0
Hey, weather is important.
iOceanus 18
OP just hit rock bottom.
Doortje 30
Did it at least tell you it was going to be a beautiful, sunny day? If you got excited over a text telling you it's going to rain, that would be even worse.
Riya2595 15
But I love the rain. I hate the bright sunshine!
flockz 20
i hate when people say they love the rain. i'll be inside enjoying my dry self while you smell like a wet dog's ass for the rest of the day.
Soloman212 28
23, although I agree with your opinion, it's likely that most people that say that mean they enjoy observing the rain from an indoor, dry vantage point, or listening to it patter on the roof like dangling dismembered kitty paws.
Welshite 40
"dangling dismembered kitty paws" #25: You've ruined all my relaxing book-reading rainy days. Now all I'll be able to think about are bloody, dripping animal parts when it rains.
Soloman212 28
I am an expert forger of descriptive similes, painting imagery with words like a semantic artist. *Bows*
melij99 5
Well when make a friend you at least know what to talk about.
ALlamaOnFire 20
Go outside and meet some people. Go have fun:)
GothickNihilist 15
Well maybe the fact that you had an FML posted will cheer you up . Just think of all the people commenting . Or maybe not .
Spectre529 12
Look at it this way... At least you know when are the best days weather wise to go out and do something new and fun!
greenie213 23
Could've been worse. Weather report could've said tornados.
JustDerpin 11
Ahh yes, the dreaded tornadoes.
perdix 31
Go to your local Kohl's and give them your email address. You're going to feel suddenly loved and popular. So much so that you might even miss your former solitude.
morgiepuff 14
You think Kohl's is bad? Try Bath & Body Works.
sheethapins 13
Send Apple your email, you'll be popular every hour on the hour.
florido_fml 10
Now is a good time to learn more about yourself.
Soloman212 28
I think learning about/of other people is a much better recommendation for the use of OP's time...
mikeofthunder 13
If the Weather Channel is an app on a portable device, then you should know there are plenty of social apps on a wide range of portable devices. Get onto your app/android store and get some! Or go out and meet new people..