Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
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alex_vik 1
LOL, that's a first. I wonder what it said.. 1. Finger her. 2. Put on condom 3. Insert penis 4. ???? 5. Profit!
Katylolo 0
Okay, that's actually pretty sweet. I mean, he was so worried about doing everything just right for you that he didn't want his nerves to get in the way and forget what he was doing. But maybe this means you guys are a little too young to be doing this? At least be safe, use condoms.
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Comments (260)
kelseysue92 0
bahaha!! how are you guys like, 12?!? lol, you probably shouldn't be having sex
turtles1321 0
probally are no reason not have sex early I feel left out of this world ={
bitchplease69_fml 0
That's ******* great. Did he get it right the 2nd time?
sarahhha 0
that's ******* adorable. at least he wanted to impress you.
rawchelllll 0
AWWW thats kindof adorable, but not cute at the same time? If that happened to me, that'd totally kill it. But hopefully you can laugh about it later hahaha. "Remember when..." Poor guy must've really been nervous!
heyllo_fml 0
hahahahahahhahahah. if you can't remember what to do next, you probably shouldn't be doing it at all. its kinda cute in a way though.
Yuuhi 0
it's cute of him....totally douchbaggy of you....geez it only shows how much he wanted to perform good...and it's an FML for you? I really feel sorry for you...
Wooksta 0
i cant believe people are this stupid... how do you not know what to do? its not that hard
J0HNYR0773N 0
ROLFL WTF!? WAT RTARD R U FUKING!?
MonkeySpeaks 4
#1 - really? I hope that isn't what guys think passes as good sex. And just fyi... to all the guys on here... learn how to use your hands better. "Fingering" doesn't feel good. It feels like you're being poked. No wonder men have no grasp on REAL foreplay - especially younger ones. Sigh.
Ender_ 0
#90 I advise you to check spelling and grammar before you call someone else a retard. Also, caps lock doesn't make you more important.