Today, I went to the grocery store. My checker was very hot. When it came time for me to pay, I swiped my debit card and the machine kept rejecting it. Sure that I had money in my account, I did it again, before the cute checker informed me that I was swiping my driver's license, not my debit card. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML
Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML
Today, I had an extremely embarrassing moment when I tried to pay my restaurant bill. First, I tried swiping my card, only for it not to work. After the cashier suggested I insert my chip card, I tried putting it on the bottom, only for it not to be there. I finished by putting the card in the proper place upside-down. FML
Today, I was paying for groceries when the cashier asked if I wanted cash back. I said yes and handed over my card. She stared at me and said, “You're using a library card.” I'd pulled the wrong card out of my wallet. FML
Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML
Today, while paying for dinner, my card declined and my date immediately left. The waitress then ran my card again successfully. FML
Today, I was using self-checkout at the grocery store, and the machine flipped out and started randomly announcing, "Please wait for assistance." No one came to help, but the machine just kept loudly repeating it until everyone stared at me like I was trying to steal grapes. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping and treated myself to fresh flowers. At self-checkout, I scanned everything, paid and left. An employee ran after me to ask if I’d paid for the flowers. I’d scanned them as bananas, paying 68 cents instead of $12. I awkwardly scuttled back inside to “fix it.” FML
Today, it took me four tries to find the right position to swipe my debit card. My mom screamed, "Oh, for God's sake, why don't you ever get it right the FIRST time?" She then apologized to the cashier for having "such a stupid child." FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
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Obwaban 0
haha, woooooooow. someone is easily distracted
1aidan1 0
Wow that's embarrising
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kaaaay26 0
OH MY GOSSHSHHHHH This is my post!!! Hahahahahah I didn't think this would get posted. Totally made my day. Uhm and by the waaaay...that is NOT bullshit. It said "card rejected," after I went through clicking "debit" and "no cash back" and confirming the purchase total.
synacious 0
Sorry, that's simply impossible. Do you have any idea how those machines work? Even if your license had a magnetic strip, it wouldn't transmit anything to make that machine go through that entire process of asking for your pin, then asking if you wanted cash back.
whatastory 0
Yeah, this is a bunch of baloney....the machine wouldn't even DO anything if you swiped a non-debit card. Then again, you're from California...explains a lot.
_FACKMYLIFE_ 0
if that was your post shouldnt the names match...i mean last time i checked kaaaay26 and flustered dont match...and that is bullshit. It wouldnt react in anyway..it would be unresponsive because drivers license dont have manetic strip!
sabinaocean 0
Well, here's an idea... Rather than just claiming this fml fake, without giving any instances.... Why don't you just go to the grocery store, and try swipping your driver's license, instead of a debit/ credit card, to see what happens? That way, you can come back and tell everyone for sure that it is, or is not, possible.
AloysiusWeasley 15
Soooo...how blond are you again?
itscatherineyo 0
hey dumbfuck, learn how to spell blonde before you try to insult them. whos the idiot now.
ausathlete 0
To be totally fair, 'blond' is the masculine of 'blonde' so whether it's wrong would depend on the sex of the opening poster.
iheartdance 6
I work at a grocery store. I press a button to make the machine work for debit and it would just do absolutely nothing if he tried to swipe his drivers license.
ciaobella_fml 0
Wow really smooth. I would have laughed but thought it was cute. That's a ice breaker for sure lol
drmike_fml 0
you are obviously thinking with your Wang and not your brain causing you not to pay atenttion to what you wanted to use to pay.
FlaminYawn 0
she should've said, "Sorry, you can't pay with your looks"
FlaminYawn 0
like I say, there's more fish in the sea, and some of them are blowfish..
chloroformxboy 0
that's something i would do xD
nightswimmer 0
silly little child snot too smrt.
stryder 1
snot? hmm, i think its SMART take some spelling classes.
tatilalicious 0
i will assume this fml is from a guy cause only a dude would be using the wrong head at a time like this...
DrMorbid 0
Not an FML. This is kinda cute. You should have said something like: "I'm sorry, but you're beautiful and I can't concentrate very much."
TheGasMaskGuy 0
I'm sorry but that is pretty pathetic