Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML
Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML
Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, on a date, I told the guy I could swim. He suggested we race. I agreed to impress him. I jumped in, immediately panicked, inhaled water, and had to be helped out by a 10-year-old with floaties. He asked if I lied about anything else. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
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JazzSpazz 0
That must have hurt in so many different ways. FYL.
girlygirl666 0
So, was he impressed?
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Comments (143)
lessthanbee 0
well, i'll be damned...goddamn.
watersprite14 0
That had 2 hurt. Did u go 2 the er room? O nd what does YDI
nightswimmer 0
dam that river. heehee. is that plagerism though? angh, whateverr
SheSheeeee 0
LOL ouch!
div01 2
Oh shit ):
riot_ 0
I don't believe it for some reason? Really.
Catn92 0
Ummm... Wait! How would this person be writing the day of the accident!?? Wouldn't u be in too much pain that u wouldn't have time or energy to write fml? I dunno I'm just saying. But ouch anyway. You shouldn't have tryed to hard
Cgy_guy 0
You're supposed to start all FML stories with "Today I...." even if the story took place twenty years ago.
DaSchupp 0
how about someblue shut the **** up!
The_Big_Mac 7
elliebutton- not everyone is so scared of their own shadow and of getting hurt that they sit in al the time and do "good safe city stuff," consisting of using public pools and staying out of the "big scary wilderness" gee give me a ******* break. get outside and do something dangerous for real. hell I work in law enforcement and then turn around and spend my spare time ATV racing, motor cycle riding, kayaking, tubeing and whatever else I can find to get into trouble. and girls that do that stuff are awesome. I won't date a girl that won't at least ride with me either on the back or her own bike, or that doesn't like to go out on the lake at least.
mostlybroken12 0
w00t Colorado! which dam?