Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML
Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML
Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, on a date, I told the guy I could swim. He suggested we race. I agreed to impress him. I jumped in, immediately panicked, inhaled water, and had to be helped out by a 10-year-old with floaties. He asked if I lied about anything else. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
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Top comments
JazzSpazz 0
That must have hurt in so many different ways. FYL.
girlygirl666 0
So, was he impressed?
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Comments (143)
1234five 0
haha skidded
Shyman4ever 0
Just like in the olympiques
bombdiggity123 0
Owwwwchh.
amandax6 0
hahahaha awe pooor thing. that sucks so bad. you definitely don't deserve that. it was an accident.
DSuarez94 0
this can be an fml or ydi depending on how you look at it it could be an fyl since she didn't know she was so close to the wall and it must've hurt...real bad it could also be a ydi because she actually jumped off when there were probably signs that said not to
tina_xox 0
Ouch
illgutcha 0
OUCH!
Avenging_Angel 0
Ouch :/ Wow, the YDI's and FYL's are so evenly split on this one O.o
AndelleRae 9
I think most people voted FYL AND YDI. I know I did. FYL because, well, ouch, face skidding down concrete. Not going to feel too great, and not going to look too great either. YDI because you're an idiot for attempting something like that. It reminds me of people who jump off the end of the pier in this town I used to live in called Grand Haven. So many people have died that way. Next time, stick to a designated swimming area, or at the very least don't face plant into a concrete dam, okay?
AshleyRose784 0
hahaha, ouch. hope you're ok
choppedNskrewed 0
damn!