Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
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shimmyya88 0
You definitely deserve it. Why would you stick your whole head in when you can easily pick out a few pieces and check.
elfuin 0
I don't believe he was talking about poop...
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Comments (134)
teheheois 0
OH shit , those older women are the nastiest they get menapausa and start smell bad XD
guitardedman 0
53 wtf? this clearly shot over your head.. normal people fold their clean clothes, and not their dirty ones, prompting me to question why exactly there would be any confusion between the two baskets. I don't put clean clothes in a basket to begin with, well actually i just throw everything in a pile because im a lazy college student and febreeze is cheaper than doing laundry, but at home, there is a dirty clothes hamper, and then the clean clothes are folded shortly after they are cleaned.
SVelasquez 0
Who stick their nose in potentially dirty laundry to begin with?
pikL3bOi 0
Um WTF ucould jst take out like a piece of laundry ur so stupid YDI
BooJeanIsIt 0
this is SICK! FYL
blueknight1st 26
Did you steal them so you could sniff them some more while jerking it in your room later?
buckfasthero 0
Is that what you told your wife/sister when she walked in on you?
ilse1989 0
You could've just taken a look.. :p
masterdawn32 0
lol i laughed when u found it what u just inhaled
cheech_fml 0
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!