Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML
Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
Today, I thought my knee hurt because of over exercising in the gym. Then I remembered it was because I smacked it against my chair so hard I crumbled down and couldn't move for 5 minutes. And how I remembered? I did it again. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, while sprinting, I tripped, fell, and somehow managed to kick myself in the balls. Legs shouldn’t bend like that and I’m frankly amazed I didn’t break my knee. My wife got the whole thing on video too. FML
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0
EPIC FAIL. you can't even put your cell down to work out? just sit it on the dresser or something. come on. sorry but YDI.
midwestjerk 0
This is funny as hell. I'm not gonna say you deserved it, it's just a good laugh.
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The_Derpinator 0
YDI for leaving your cellphone in your pocket during aerobics.
alexgisforme3 0
the doctors arent allowed to tell strangers whats wrong with the patients
alex_vik 1
Wow you're stupid. You're doing exercises with your phone in your pants and you can't even stop your own limbs. YDI
redyellowgreen 0
False. Doctor patient confidentiality. Unless you're a minor, in which case your doctor could tell your parents, they aren't allowed to tell people who are not directly involved in the situation.
bexox 0
Good point, but I assumed by everybody the OP meant the nurses, techs, etc. involved. Who knows, maybe the dr. did do something wrong. Wouldn't be the first time.
otownes 0
At my senior prom, I was doing the Mighty Whitey and kinda broke my nose. Not bad enough to need a trip to the ER, but noticeable enough that, ten years later, I still have a bump. I married my date. She still brings it up any time I try to dance. FMWife. Actually, not a bad idea...
bpack 0
Wow you are a total dumbass! I mean seriously! Ur in ur room why cant u just put ur phone on a dresser or something? And wouldnt u stop to pick up ur phone instead of looking at it like a retarded goldfish stuck in a bowl?!
djb23 0
at least you're flexible
mellr7 0
2 words, epic FAIL
emkaykay 0
i just lawled and woke up my parents in the process. your life sucks.
guinevere 0
I'm impressed by your athletic ability!