Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to get my hair done. The hairdresser managed to catch my eyebrow piercing in his comb and almost rip it out. I now look like I have a gunshot wound on the upper right hand side of my face. I'm getting married in a matter of hours, and I still had to pay £100 for the hair cut. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
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alexxss_fml 10
calm down. breathe buddy
wiseoldone 0
I'm a girl... not Dave... :) I ended up wearing glasses I don't actually need to wear because the frame was thick enough to cover up most of the eyebrow.
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Comments (22)
abbey728 16
Ouch, sorry. Good thinking with the glasses though :)
Pawnshoprainbow 2
So? You still have half an eyebrow to work with. Whiner.
jordietc 5
My mom waxed off half of my eyebrow before my junior prom. Haha.
Honest_FML 9
You're not alone OP
kylarosie 10
I literally just did this about 2 weeks ago... Left eyebrow too and everything. Still waiting for it to grow back lol until then, I'm forced to draw it on