Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
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Today, I came home to find that my roommate had done the laundry. At first, I was very appreciative. However, I wasn't so thankful when I found out she brought home the wrong basket from the laundromat. FML
Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Do you keep your laundry in a garbage bag?
getonup 0
I think it's time you invested in a laundry basket or bag. It will change your life.. fact
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Comments (41)
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
ur roommates an idot
getonup 0
I think it's time you invested in a laundry basket or bag. It will change your life.. fact
kile88 2
maybe you should keep dirty clothes in a basket in your room to avoid confusion with trash.. or maybe they both looked like trash and he was doing you a favor.
pop_a_squat 2
If that's the first time your roommate took out the trash in 3 years, then I'm getting the hunch that the roommate did that on purpose, OP.
funhun123 0
Baby steps...
blocparty 0
sue. oh wait this isnt america
Courtney1936 0
you bitch when he/she does something wrong and you bitch when he/she does something right!
iheartglasses 0
Not sure why, but people putting laundry in trash bags really irks me! Buy a damn laundry basket! Thats what they make them for! And besides, its greener to reuse something that is reusable instead of using dozens of plastic trash bags. You deserve it, retard :)
Icyyy 0
..Says the person who doesn't know for a fact that OP's laundry was in a garbage bag. :)
Judus_beej 0
sometimes being helpful isn't the route to go. if you didn't bitch you'd still have clothes.
Milcah_fml 1
Your roommate hates you.