Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, I was alone at work after everyone had gone home and started practicing my "cool" walk for a date I was going on after leaving the office. As I was strutting around, the doors of a conference room opened to a group of my coworkers, including my boss. They hadn't all gone home, and they'd seen everything. FML
Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML
Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML
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Tripartita 45
I must applaud your coworkers' ability to find humor in something so mundane. How are they telling each other about it? "Martha, guess what I caught Anonymous doing in that hallway!" "What, Bill?" "Prancing around a bit!" "Prancing around a bit? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
bstarqueen 16
This is something that would happen to me...
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Comments (33)
Noblemother1969 7
Good thing it was not on video but I bet you were cute though.
OrganicSistah 17
I do that all the time! Sometimes even at the grocery store lol. You def deserved it though lol.
naviajack626 16
Who cares? Don't listen to me, I have a reputation for being a dork because I do that stuff all the time.
junjunbun 28
"Today, I did something slightly embarrassing and my coworkers are laughing about it. FML." Just because your coworkers think that it's funny doesn't mean your life is ****** OP. People do that all the time, it's not that big of a deal, and even if your coworkers laughing at you is what makes this embarrasing just shrug it off.
Unlisshed 12
Just laugh with them, making fun of yourself is an endearing character trait.
laden_swallow09 35
Why're you complaining on here for? Own that shit!
PsudoAnon 20
Now you're office knows you're a fun-loving person. Be proud of that!
Vessecora 10
Now, so is the internet