Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
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mewzik 0
Well House is an addicting show... i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already
TheThirdLevel 0
I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.
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Brittanyy 0
My boyfriend did that except it was with Law & Order.
asortafairtale 0
1.) i know every person has said this but House is always going to be better than sex. 2.) if my boyfriend ever stopped because of House i'd prolly lay there and watch it with him. 3.) kudos to #23 who talked about House, NCIS, and Twilight in one quick little blurb.
peel_fml 0
Haha maybe he cummed to quickly and was to embarrassed to admit it?
BeanieBaby 0
House is awesome! I
anonibus 0
well dude House is a good show and i agree with 72
MrJentipede 2
You should never have sex while House is on, what if you miss something important?!?!
Ender_ 0
#16 is right when they said that the grammar police are on your ass. We're everywhere at once. Plus, House is an amazing show. You should have just watched the show with him.
nomadxx7 0
Turn off the TV or find the remote and put it on a music station. Studies show that sex drive and desire to have sex are greatly reduced when the TV is on. Doesn't matter if you are intently watching what's on the boob tube or just have it as background noise. More often then not it can lead to problems. I gave you a YDI since it would take about 15 seconds to get up and turn the TV off.
ziggy123 0
....I always avoid starting something when House is on cause I know I'd do the same
taniquetil 0
Well, that just proves that Hugh Laurie is sexier than you are. It's nothing to be ashamed of.