Today, one of our store's beach balls came out of nowhere and whacked me in the back of my head. I started reaming out two young girls for playing in the store, even when they said it wasn't them. Soon after, one of my employees admitted that it was her. I made some 7-year-olds cry and it wasn't them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, I stopped two little boys from spitting over a railing at the piano player two floors below in the department store I work at. Their mom complained to my boss about me. FML
Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML
Today, I was at a store trying to buy a birthday gift for my niece when I knocked over a stack of porcelain dolls. As they crashed to the floor, a security guard rushed over, but before I could apologize, I heard a tiny voice behind me: “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” It was just another prank by my mortified son, but it was too late to stop people glaring at me. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
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xemmy_fml 0
Wow, what a bitch you are. Are all little children automatically liars, 100% of the time?
Kttttt 0
Ass.
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Comments (119)
Crzy_EyesSunrise 0
My advice: I wouldn't make 7-year olds cry. Period. Kids are kids, so let their parents scold them. You were a kid once. And don't be too quick to assume either, is my advice.
malcolm1919 0
You = douchebag
epic_delight1337 0
all u had to do was politley ask them to be careful with the merchandise. especially when theyre little kids.. YDI for being one of those uptight asshole adults
Yoursxtruely 1
Why would you yell at a 7 year old in the first place? So they're not allowed to play in the store, just tell them. It's not like they actually hurt you, it was a beach ball. You'll live.
cellist_fml 2
That was soooo your co-worker's fault, not yours.
FarSide 23
Well, you still did the right thing. The kids will never play ball in the store. It starts with a beachball, progresses to a soft ball, and one day they graduate to a bowling ball. Barney Fife said it best: "you have to nip these things in the bud".
Topguy 0
this is not a YDI so many of you would have done the same thing
mijzelffan 0
people like you make me sick. Always blaming the kids for everything.
dammn 0
bitch .
TheJuqhusim 0
LOLOL. This is just my take, but, dude, seriously, it's not the best idea to say "Reaming two young girls." You sound like a freakin' pedophile. Hahahaha