Today, one of our store's beach balls came out of nowhere and whacked me in the back of my head. I started reaming out two young girls for playing in the store, even when they said it wasn't them. Soon after, one of my employees admitted that it was her. I made some 7-year-olds cry and it wasn't them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, I stopped two little boys from spitting over a railing at the piano player two floors below in the department store I work at. Their mom complained to my boss about me. FML
Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML
Today, I was at a store trying to buy a birthday gift for my niece when I knocked over a stack of porcelain dolls. As they crashed to the floor, a security guard rushed over, but before I could apologize, I heard a tiny voice behind me: “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” It was just another prank by my mortified son, but it was too late to stop people glaring at me. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
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xemmy_fml 0
Wow, what a bitch you are. Are all little children automatically liars, 100% of the time?
Kttttt 0
Ass.
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Comments (119)
cinnamondemon 8
It would be funny if you see another post saying, "Today a guy got hit in the head with a beach ball and he thought it was me and kicked me out. FML." lol
brendejafulable 41
dick.
UmmOkThen 31
YDI yelling at 7 year olds, really. Calm down, it isn't your job to teach the world how to behave.
Deniedmydignity 12
How can a beach ball be heavy enough to "whack" you anyway...
TallMist 32
You yelled at two seven year old girls that just so happened to be around when something hit you, without checking to see if it was them, not even checking security cameras, and continued after they said it wasn't them? YDI. Why do people always believe it's the child's fault and that adults can do absolutely nothing wrong?
iwood214 14
Even if they did, why would you make a kid cry? From my experience, a simple reminder is enough. I hoped their parents ripped you a new one
briannajadeb 11
Your a bitch.
Samantha Glennie 25
Why would you speak to any potential customers like that? I’d be fuming if it was me