Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fair enough
Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said, "I was thinking McDonald's." FML
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SkoomaKi 28
If you like McDonald's, then I see no problem. Or you could do a 69, you would both get something at the same time. Its a win win either option!
robz0rz 0
Doesn't quite sound like a win-win situation.
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fishboy123 7
could you go to Mcdonalds and order a Mcweiner with a straight face? O.o
gamercanadian 11
76 I approve of you not approving his approval
shaggan 6
That's funny I'm not that in to BJ's I like pussy and I'd eat that shit everyday if I could this guy needs to learn how it's dun you don't settle it with mc ***** you settle it over some drumsticks WTF is wrong with his ass. Break off the LB find a guy thats legit you need it. FYL
ganjaone 2
Junk food
TexasWelder 0
69. You both win.
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, nobody has a right to insist that you go down on them. If your boyfriend doesn't understand that then he doesn't deserve you.
zuzupetalsYO 11
Going down in exchange for the "Poop Palace". Dump his mcfucking ass.
hateevryone 15
Don't do it unless he agrees to do it in return. Guys like that irritate me.
zuzupetalsYO 11
Www.antiduckface.com
RedPillSucks 33
tell him that where you're from, mcdonalds is to code for him getting ****** by a sheep.
Inheritance 10
93 I approve of your approval towards his approval towards not approving his approval Or something like that.. Good this is confusing