Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fair enough
Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said, "I was thinking McDonald's." FML
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SkoomaKi 28
If you like McDonald's, then I see no problem. Or you could do a 69, you would both get something at the same time. Its a win win either option!
robz0rz 0
Doesn't quite sound like a win-win situation.
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KrazieKleo 13
59- I don't approve of your approval....
jgriff79 23
Tell him you were thinking of Burger king. You want a WHOPPER!
jayfreeman80 0
Good for him!!!!!
Leslier_fml 4
So give him a sloppy bj...you know his moneys worth.
seanc722 2
I would have said go down on you in return. If that wasnt good enough I would have said that I wouldn't go get someone else to do it instead...
alohalili 0
Omg this is the funniest shit ever!!!
Urpoppy 21
Sit on his face and give him something to eat. That would seem fair.
akinsel2 6
If you two are really that repulsed at the idea of going down on each other maybe it's time that this "long-term" relationship came to an end...
redwingsfan88 9
Have fun with the mcshits later.
KiddNYC1O 22
He'd toss your salad.