Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fair enough
Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said, "I was thinking McDonald's." FML
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SkoomaKi 28
If you like McDonald's, then I see no problem. Or you could do a 69, you would both get something at the same time. Its a win win either option!
robz0rz 0
Doesn't quite sound like a win-win situation.
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PrimeEvilTahir 24
She should ask for McLickin'
cowboyup92 3
He had to be joking!!! It's actually funny
unknown_user5566 27
I'm guessing he wasn't joking. If he was, I reckon this wouldn't have been an "FML" moment.
jweezy89 4
Or he was joking and op is an idiot. Just because it ends up on FML doesn't mean the boyfriend wasn't joking.
yourmurderscenex 13
McDonald's? I say yes. But in all seriousness, the chances of it going further is always a big possibility.
your_ma 27
What does that even mean?
Enslaved 38
This is the reason I live at: 68 u o me 1st. Fair is fair!
DocBastard 40
Sounds like a fair bargain to me - this way you both get a Big Mac. With special sauce.
TheUnholyApple 6
Hey... This mayo looks weird...
unknown_user5566 27
Now that I'm married, my husband thinks that blow jobs are part of my wifely duty. He's probably right, but getting something in return would be nice. Take the free food while you can! ;)
dominic1221 6
You sound perfect for each other. The douche and the doormat.
unknown_user5566 27
That's a bit harsh, don't you think? I don't go around calling you rude names for no reason. My husband is not a douche, nor am I a doormat. He and I joke about my "wifely duties". I certainly wouldn't let any man tell me that I "have" to do something like that.
Calyx_fml 22
I'm shocked hat so many guys don't love going down on their woman. I think it's the best thing ever. Give me a plump pair of meat curtains to feast on and I'm happy for hours (yes, hours).
downtime 13
37, To be fair, you did make it sound like your husband demands it of you. While uncalled for, I can see where your message would have been misunderstood.
HaraAishi 8
81, I've noticed that but my man doesn't like it for a reason that is entirely my fault.
HaraAishi 8
118, I'm pretty sure that'll be in my vows. :|
unknown_user5566 27
88- I can see where the misunderstanding occured, however I meant my comment to have a joking undertone. You are right though, I certainly could have made myself more clear. As you said, it was still an overreaction, though.
evebright 5
I just don't. I told him if he gets one, its cuz I really want to. It's rare. Makes it more special. My ex hubby ruined them for me. Ain't that a shame?
raugusta 1
You should have just gave him a lick, and said "I plan on ordering off the dollar menu", you get what u pay for :)
HaraAishi 8
24, Yess. Love the idea. "-lick.- I'm not that hungry."
Enslaved 38
If you are not giving him head, some other girl will. I'm kidding/sorta
TwistedZTCxx25 2
No. Just no.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
I'm thinking Arby's!
HickChick23 0
that roast beef? haha
iamsayrahh 10
It's good mood food!