Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said, "Eww!" The boy then asked, "What's "ew" mean?" I replied, "Something gross and yucky." Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I was babysitting four kids. I turned the TV on for them, and set the youngest on my lap. She started giggling and pointing at every single pimple I have, exclaiming "Boo-boo!" This went on for half an hour. FML
Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML
Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I was in class when I coughed up so much snot inside my mouth. It was so gross, I couldn’t talk. I raised my hand to go over to the sink to spit it out but I couldn’t talk and he didn’t understand, so I just got up and walked over. A few kids in the back saw me do it and said, "Ewwww." Everyone stared. FML
Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML
Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML
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24788 7
Lol, that's harsh.
technobutterfly 0
Why would you say ew because of soap bubbles?
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Comments (149)
jenn22_fml 0
little kids aren't afraid to speak whats on their minds. lol
kbbe48 0
okay, this is a LITTLE BOY who just learned a new word. He wanted to use his new vocabulary. Wheen my little cousin first learned that 'Ew' was related with smell and flowers were supposed to smell, she would go up to all the flowers, smell them, and go "EWWWW!" I really don't think it means anything. 104=win
fegd 0
he was just trying out the word. duh
maverick11e 0
Little kids don't lie. You must be one ugly bitch!
divesh777 0
omg...ur username is actually Ewface! Lolzz!!
7676109 1
Guys, there is a character limit for FMLs. "He proceeded to" is shorter than "He thus decided to" or whatever else we can come up with. And what's so bad about "proceeded" anyway?
darkelf06 0
LOL this made me laugh so ****** hard! #115 people complain too much, there isn't anything wrong with using the word "proceeded"... maybe people whine about it because the word is too smart for them.
Dopehead666 21
Awwh... that sucks. I'd probably of ignored him or punished him... make him go in his room until/and realize/think about how it is rude. But... I hate babies and children... =/
Twins_Rock27 0
chill he proby was just kidding. jeeze there just kids
thuryn 2
#115: Except that "pointed to" is much shorter than "proceeded to point to". You fail. I already explained above. "Proceeded" is intellectual fakery used by stupid people. #104 FTW!